10.18.2005

NEWS FLASH !

This morninng at 7:30 am I caught an Underpants Gnome in my room. It's trapped under a pint glass. It's half Kangaroo and half Gnome. When I rattled it, it ate the evidence ( my unerpants ).

( I know most people will think that the more unbelievable part of this story will be the time I woke up today.... FU because it's finals week )

More as it breaks.....

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

what the fuck is an underpants gnome!?!?

dumpoplex said...
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dumpoplex said...

Go here to find out about find out about Underpants Gnomes. SG, you should have eaten him, they are great for carbo-loading.

The Redonkulous Linker said...

so what happened to the Gnome? Did he get away?

Lady Canyonero said...

SG you suck!!! update more frequently dammit!

Anonymous said...

Did you start doing ACID downunder?

Anonymous said...

That reminds me of the time I caught a condom fairy in the bushes behind my house. It was trying to steal my favourite lambskin condom...I squashed that fucker good.