8.01.2005

Godfather 3 pieces of shit.

I finally broke down, through a lot of persuasion from my roomates, and watched Godfather 3. Wasn't as bad as I thought it would be, but that's not saying a lot. It was God-awful. stinker 1. Sofia Coppola is the worst actress in the history of the planet, moons and stars. I was actually relieved when she died. Her line delivery was as if she was in a parno flick ! stinker 2. Vincent (Mancini) Corleone becomes the don. Right. stinker 3. Anthony Corleone is a fag. Opera over the family business. stinker 4. When did Connie get so ballsy. She's giving go aheads on hits and poisoning conoli's to kill another Don ? stinker 5. Kay is still the worst person ever ! I hated her in the first 2 and hate her even more in this one for brainwashing Anthony to be a fucking opera singer.

All in all it was bad and didn't even seem like a Godfather movie. The only pluses were the quick glances of Appelonia. Ah, Appelonia... you were a beautiful creature who would have been the perfect wife of a Don. Your sun set way too early !

2 comments:

eat it said...

Dude...If I want a fucking movie review, I'll talk to the Bowl - I wanna hear about the Asian Persuasion you choked out while lacing the other night.

rockstarjoe said...

Update please!! Let's hear about your night out on the town with my former boss!