Godfather 3 pieces of shit.
I finally broke down, through a lot of persuasion from my roomates, and watched Godfather 3. Wasn't as bad as I thought it would be, but that's not saying a lot. It was God-awful. stinker 1. Sofia Coppola is the worst actress in the history of the planet, moons and stars. I was actually relieved when she died. Her line delivery was as if she was in a parno flick ! stinker 2. Vincent (Mancini) Corleone becomes the don. Right. stinker 3. Anthony Corleone is a fag. Opera over the family business. stinker 4. When did Connie get so ballsy. She's giving go aheads on hits and poisoning conoli's to kill another Don ? stinker 5. Kay is still the worst person ever ! I hated her in the first 2 and hate her even more in this one for brainwashing Anthony to be a fucking opera singer.
All in all it was bad and didn't even seem like a Godfather movie. The only pluses were the quick glances of Appelonia. Ah, Appelonia... you were a beautiful creature who would have been the perfect wife of a Don. Your sun set way too early !
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Dude...If I want a fucking movie review, I'll talk to the Bowl - I wanna hear about the Asian Persuasion you choked out while lacing the other night.
Update please!! Let's hear about your night out on the town with my former boss!
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