NEWS FLASH !
This morninng at 7:30 am I caught an Underpants Gnome in my room. It's trapped under a pint glass. It's half Kangaroo and half Gnome. When I rattled it, it ate the evidence ( my unerpants ).
( I know most people will think that the more unbelievable part of this story will be the time I woke up today.... FU because it's finals week )
More as it breaks.....
7 comments:
what the fuck is an underpants gnome!?!?
Go here to find out about find out about Underpants Gnomes. SG, you should have eaten him, they are great for carbo-loading.
so what happened to the Gnome? Did he get away?
SG you suck!!! update more frequently dammit!
Did you start doing ACID downunder?
That reminds me of the time I caught a condom fairy in the bushes behind my house. It was trying to steal my favourite lambskin condom...I squashed that fucker good.
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