6.14.2005

He's Back Bitches !

I just witnessed what might be Dave Chapelle's first TV appearance since his MIA reports from the set of his amazing sketch comedy show. He was a surprise guest on the replay of Friday's season premiere of Russell Simmons Def Poetry Jam. He came out last to a standing ovation. Then he proceeded to yell in his famous high bitch Chapelle voice... " It's too much pressure, too much pressure. Stop clapping I can't take it. " Then he went on to say he couldn't say no to coming on the show because it's scary as hell talking to and saying no to Russell Simmons.

After his opening statements he went on to recite 2 poems. The first poem was called "Fuck Ashton Kutcher" and the second was "How I Got the lead on Jeopardy". They were both brief but very funny and entertaining. It is probably too early to find the transcripts of the appearance on the Internets, but I am sure it will be on some entertainment website soon.
(Update: Just found a post about the appearance from June 9th )

Glad I was channel surfing and stopped on the show.

Word, glad to see you back in swing Dave.

3 comments:

Donkey Mcdonkerton said...

Find some info on "Fuck Ashton Kutcher" that sounds like it would be funny!

Donkey Mcdonkerton said...

Did you know P.Diddy has his own comedy show now. The Bad Boys of comedy or some horse shit. Scott recorded it and we watch the entire show in about 2 minutes...it was AWFUL!

Donkey Mcdonkerton said...

I caught the Dave Chapelle part last night...pretty funny, but FAR from his best work.

"what if I cam into your house with my boys in ski masks and put a gun down your throat". Then Ill show the tape so everyone can laugh at your fear...you BITCH!