5.01.2007

Dirty Sanchez

This past weekend was a “rock star” weekend as Sydney hosted the MTV Video Music Awards. Since J-Dizzle is the head of Talent/Artist relations she asked me to help her out by being a talent escort for Dirty Sanchez. I was warned that these boys are gonna be nuts and that I will be super stressed out with their antics while trying to smoothly escort them during the live filming of the show. Also, I was warned that they would probably urinate on me or staple their peni to my leg. However, the boys were amazingly friendly and professional. They were cooperative and despite being completely shit-faced during the whole weekend they made it very easy for me. Not only that but I got to hang with 4 of the funniest guys I have ever met in my life. Granted that when the cameras are on they electrocute each other and swing heavy objects off their reproductive organs, but just hanging out and drinking they are like any other group of best friends who are having a blast. They rag on each other and make fun of stuff trying to make each other laugh. All in all, it was a great time and it made me a bit envious of their lifestyle. Hopefully I will get to hang with them again because it was ridiculously fun.

I had to physically remove myself from the room during their media interviews because I was laughing so hard. I will try to see if I can get footage of the interviews for you guys to see,

Some of the other celebs I saw during the filming of the show and the after party:
Good Charlotte, Fergie, Nicole Richie, SilverChair, Perez Hilton, Kristen from Laguna Beach, 30 Seconds to Mars and a bunch of other OZ celebs…

9 comments:

junky said...

i think i said this last time you posted about haning out with celebs, but i feel that it's still fitting.. BASTARDO!!! i wanna hang with famous peeps too!!

subcontinental.giant said...

it's easy... move back to Sydney and rent one of the rooms at the Ridge.

Joe said...

Dude, good work! That sounds like a rockin' good time. Were you on tv at all? You should've punched Perez Hilton in the nuts.

dumpoplex said...

Sounds awesome! I need to become a talent escort RIGHT NOW!

The Redonkulous Linker said...

Is a "talent escort" expected to perform all the duties of a typical escort? With all the stapling of peni that you speak of, that could have gotten really ugly.

junky said...

totally unrelated, but when is velvet release their next cd?

StateOfDesign said...

OZ has celebs?! Was Crocodile Dundee or Bindi there? Or the Sting Ray?... too soon to joke about the sting ray?

Sounds like a sillllly time though.

Joe said...

Velvet's new album is done... should be out in about 2 months!

junky said...

2 months!!! i can't wait that long? will your peeps ship to america jr?